Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
Late at night in certain (Miyazaki-animated) regions of Japan it’s possible to catch a ride on the Catbus. So what’s the late night animal transportation situation in other countries? We’re glad you asked! Camera traps set up by Ezemvelo KZN Wildlife in Hluhluwe-iMfolozi Park, a nature reserve in South Africa, recently captured these awesome images of an adventuresome Large-spotted genet hitching a ride on the backs of Cape Buffalo and White Rhinos in the middle of the night.
"Large-spotted genets are small nocturnal omnivores related to civets. They are mostly tree-dwelling creatures and prey on insects, birds, frogs, and rodents, although there have been recordings of them killing baby antelopes, a seemingly impossible feat for a creature of their size."
And now we know genets also like to use much larger animals as transportation. These photos were captured on different nights, which means that these Buffalobus and Rhinobus rides weren’t a one-time occurrence.
[via National Geographic News]
All fics (thus far) in the Tucker and Rose universe, featuring the Twelfth Doctor fobwatched into Malcolm Tucker. Fics are listed in the order of their occurrence in ‘verse, not in order of posting. This post will be updated periodically as I write new fics.
- Lunch Date
Rose has lunch with an old friend as she grapples with her new circumstances.
- Hands off the Blonde
Malcolm takes issue with Ollie’s interest in his new PA.
- Five Times Malcolm Tucker Wanted to Shag his PA…and the one time he did
It was just a matter of time. (Starts before the first two, but ends after)
- The Merits of Staying Inside the Box
Malcolm responds to his PA calling him old, in what can only be called a proportional response.
- Scheduling Errors
Rose makes a glaring mistake.
- A Thorn in His Side
Malcolm fights with himself.
- Dream Girl
Malcolm starts talking in his sleep.
i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…
no one man should have all that power
Female Encyosaccus sexmaculatus, Orb Weaver. These spiders are endemic to the Amazon. They look like cartoon characters!
David Tennant being devastatingly gorgeous as the Tenth Doctor.
Happy Tennant Tuesday!
Pulp — Razzamatazz
"Am I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb?"
Clara’s Hair Transformation